Excremental

I've just spent two unhealthy weeks searching for hidden pipework in our garden, the result of a blocked loo, only to find buried beneath the concrete floor of the downstairs lavatory a never previously emptied tank. As we moved here fifteen years ago, and the toilet was probably installed no later than the early eighties, when the house was a bar, I did consider calling in a team of archeologists rather than a bloke to empty it. Certainly Howard Carter had an easier time locating Tutankhamun's tomb than I did working out the logic of this curious approach to sanitary engineering. That's Showbiz.


Top of the Plops.

1. Sh*tstirrer - Peter and the Test Tube Babies
2. Waste Not Want Not - The Pretenders
3. Everytime I Go Around Here - Frank Black
4. Down In The Sewer - The Stranglers
5. She's So Loose - Supergrass
6. Houses in Motion - Talking Heads
7. Oh! Sh*t - Buzzcocks
8. Do It Clean - Echo and the Bunnymen
9. Ramrod- Duane Eddy
10.Paranoid Man In Cheap Sh*t Room - The Fall